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    Ezen Designs - I am THE bitch - Greeting Card - Front

    I AM THE BITCH

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    Text on the reverse side: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat ...

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    Ezen Designs - Happy penis - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY PENIS

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    Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent ...

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    Ezen Designs - Wet pussy - Greeting Card - Front

    WET PUSSY

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    Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasu...

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    Ezen Designs - We sparkle - Greeting Card - Front

    WE SPARKLE

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    Text on the reverse side: The process of perspiration opens up the pores, and many facial aestheticians use steam to achieve the same effect. Studi...

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    Ezen Designs - Lucky and gay - Greeting Card - Front

    LUCKY AND GAY

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    Text on the reverse side: A bit of gay trivia: Did you know, that in the early 17th century London, there was actually a gay brothel on the site wh...

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    Ezen Designs - I sucked - Greeting Card - Front

    I SUCKED

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    Text on the reverse side: A research has shown that in Britain one in 16.6 men is gay, constituting 6% of the whole population. A6 size (148mm x ...

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