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Funny Animal (Naughty) Greeting Cards

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    Ezen Designs - Sit on my lap - Greeting Card - Front

    SIT ON MY LAP

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    Text on the reverse side:In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the stat...

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    Ezen Designs - Be naughty - Greeting Card - Front

    BE NAUGHTY

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    Text on the reverse side:The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still u...

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    Ezen Designs - Touch my elf  - Greeting Card - Front

    TOUCH MY ELF

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    Text on the reverse side:Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book,...

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    Ezen Designs - Lesbians eat what?! - Greeting Card - Front

    LESBIANS EAT WHAT?!

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    Text on the reverse side:Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. Ex...

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    Ezen Designs - Gay joke butt fuck - Greeting Card - Front

    GAY JOKE BUTT FUCK

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    Text on the reverse side:Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but i...

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    Ezen Designs - I'm not gay - Greeting Card - Front

    I'M NOT GAY

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    Text on the reverse side:With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a ...

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  • Greeting card

    Ezen Designs - Bitch, I'm fabulous - Greeting Card - Front

    BITCH, I'M FABULOUS

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    Text on the reverse side:The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The ful...

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    Ezen Designs - I am THE bitch - Greeting Card - Front

    I AM THE BITCH

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    Text on the reverse side:The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat i...

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    Ezen Designs - Love is like a fart - Greeting Card - Front

    LOVE IS LIKE A FART

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    Text on the reverse side:It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for six...

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    Ezen Designs - Merry kissmyass - Greeting Card - Front

    MERRY KISSMYASS

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    Text on the reverse side:The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an ep...

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    Ezen Designs - Pardon my french - Greeting Card - Front

    PARDON MY FRENCH

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    Text on the reverse side:The expression, used to excuse oneself when using offensive language, was traditionally used when the upper classes in Eng...

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    Ezen Designs - Ambitchous - Greeting Card - Front

    AMBITCHOUS

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    Text on the reverse side:Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, a...

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    Ezen Designs - Hopeless romantic - Greeting Card - Front

    HOPELESS ROMANTIC

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    Text on the reverse side:Question: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? Answer: Chewing gum.

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    Ezen Designs - Friends and condoms - Greeting Card - Front

    FRIENDS AND CONDOMS

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    Text on the reverse side:Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of the...

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    Ezen Designs - Santa's naughty list - Greeting Card - Front

    SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST

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    Text on the reverse side:Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time z...

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    Ezen Designs - Naughty and nice - Greeting Card - Front

    NAUGHTY AND NICE

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    Text on the reverse side:As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa giv...

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    Ezen Designs - Happy penis - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY PENIS

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    Text on the reverse side:Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent t...

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    Ezen Designs - Intellectual badarse - Greeting Card - Front

    INTELLECTUAL BADARSE

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    Text on the reverse side:In the West, the owl is a symbol of intelligence and wisdom as it was sacred to the goddess of learning, Athena. It is eve...

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    Ezen Designs - Big bum - Greeting Card - Front

    BIG BUM

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    Text on the reverse side:According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a grea...

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    Ezen Designs - Wet pussy - Greeting Card - Front

    WET PUSSY

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    Text on the reverse side:Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasur...

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