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    SECOND HARDEST THING

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    The average man has 11 erections during the day and 9 at night. To add further to this trivia, the average man will ejaculate 7200 times in his lif...

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    SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST

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    Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time zones on Christmas Eve. To...

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    SIT ON MY LAP

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    In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the state dragged their parents t...

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    FIT IN SANTA'S BAG

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    The origins of Christmas stockings began with three girls who couldn't marry as they had no dowry. Their laundry stockings hanging on the chimney t...

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    UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE

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    The decorated Christmas tree was a pagan German tradition. Queen Victoria encouraged this “foreign custom” of her German husband, Albert. In 1846, ...

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    THINKING ABOUT 2024

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    The age-old custom of setting new year's resolutions, dates as far back as Babylonian and Roman times. Although many strive for self-improvement at...

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    MERRY KISSMYASS

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    The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an episode of arse kissing is ...

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    SANTA CHECKED FACEBOOK

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    Facebook has more than one billion active users, and approximately 250 million photos are uploaded daily to the Facebook site. A study shows that t...

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    NAUGHTY AND NICE

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    As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa give us a present? If not we...

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    TEXT SANTA

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    The text message was born in the U.K. on December 3rd, 1992. A software programmer sent “Merry Christmas” to his phone's mobile device. Times have ...

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    ENOUGH REINDEER

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    Both male and female reindeer grow long antlers, but shed their antlers at different times. The females around May, while males lose their racks du...

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    MEOWY CHRISTMAS

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    Meow, the representation of cat sound, dates as far back as the 1630s in the forms of miaow, miau, and meaw. Exploring different countries: French ...

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    BE NAUGHTY

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    The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still used today.) In the early ...

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    TOO HORNY TO BE IN PUBLIC

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    “Horny” is related to “horn,” the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. In English, crudely referred to as “having the horn” in the late...

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    NICE-ISH COUNT?

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    The word “nice,” when it appeared in English in the 13th century, actually meant “stupid” (derived from the Latin “nescius” meaning “ignorant”). Fr...

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    I'M NOT LAZY

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    The panda's diet is primarily herbivorous, consisting almost exclusively of bamboo. However, pandas still have the digestive system of a carnivore,...

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    ELEPHANT AND BICYCLE

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    Elephants often appear in religion and mythology as symbols of strength and wisdom. African fables often portray them as wise chiefs charged with s...

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    TOUCH MY ELF

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    Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book, ‘The Elf on the Shelf', ...

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    BECAUSE I'M SINGLE

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    The excerpt comes from a Christmas carol with origins, probably French, dating back to the 18th century. In 1909 the English composer Frederic Aust...

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    A RED CHRISTMAS

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    One or two glasses of red wine per day can make you live longer. Grape skin naturally contains many antioxidants, which protect the heart. The red ...

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    HAPPY PENIS

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    Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent to the amount of joy gener...

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    I SUCKED

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    A research has shown that in Britain one in 16.6 men is gay, constituting 6% of the whole population.

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    OWL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

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    Apparently, owl couples maintain relationships that can last one breeding season, but many of them last a lifetime.

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    SANTA'S YELPERS

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    One of the most popular dog breeds often appearing in movies and peering out of celebrities' purses is Chihuahua. Chihuahua actually has one of the...

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    AGE OF PERFECTION

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    A study revealed that both men and women agree that men remain “immature” well into their late 30s and early 40s, whereas the average age at which ...

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    SEXIEST PERSON FOR XMAS

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    The quote comes from the famous Ellen Lee DeGeneres, one of America's most well-known comedians and talk show hosts.

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    INTELLECTUAL BADARSE

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    In the West, the owl is a symbol of intelligence and wisdom as it was sacred to the goddess of learning, Athena. It is even depicted on some Greco-...

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    ALCOHOL BUDGET

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    Apparently, alcohol can help you live longer. Moderate drinking with friends reduces stress and increases the amount of time you spend in the compa...

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    AIM HIGH

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    Many people say that goldfish have a memory of just a few seconds, but this is just a myth. Goldfish have a memory span of at least three months.

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    CAT TO BE KITTEN ME

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    Did you know that the more you talk to your cat, the more it will speak to you? Cats can actually make over 100 vocal sounds (while dogs can only m...

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    BLAME THE DOGGIES

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    The first decorated Christmas tree goes as far back as 1510 in Latvia. Funnily, the idea of decorating the tree with electric lights was cleverly t...

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    POOR AND TOO MUCH MONTH

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    Nearly half of the world's population, which is more than 3 billion people, live on less than £1.50 a day, of which more than 1.3 billion live in e...

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    GAY JOKE BUTT FUCK

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    Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but instead just the distincti...

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