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  • Ezen Designs - A balanced diet - Greeting Card - Front

    A BALANCED DIET

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    Text on the reverse side: A Harvard study actually found that the risk of death from all causes to be 21% to 28% lower among those who drank alcoho...

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  • Ezen Designs - I'm not bossy - Greeting Card - Front

    I'M NOT BOSSY

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    Text on the reverse side: As quoted by Humphrey Bogart; “if they do things my way, we’ll get along.” Poster of the film “The Flame of New Orleans” ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Carpe diem - Greeting Card - Front

    CARPE DIEM

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    Text on the reverse side: Carpe diem, a Latin aphorism, usually translated “seize the day”, comes from the Roman poet Horace’s work Odes (23 BC). T...

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  • Ezen Designs - Room to drink - Greeting Card - Front

    ROOM TO DRINK

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    Text on the reverse side: The quote is a humorous twist on the common expression “half empty or half full”. We can enjoy a drink whilst deliberatin...

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  • Ezen Designs - Girls and shoes - Greeting Card - Front

    GIRLS AND SHOES

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    Text on the reverse side: Catherine de Medici (1519-1589) wore high heels for her wedding ceremony with King of France as she knew to be in competi...

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  • Ezen Designs - Alcohol and problem solving - Greeting Card - Front

    ALCOHOL AND PROBLEM SOLVING

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    Text on the reverse side: It is a good idea to have food in the stomach prior to drinking. However, despite popular belief, the alcohol absorption ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Between the pages - Greeting Card - Front

    BETWEEN THE PAGES

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    Text on the reverse side: Reading is the top favourite pastime of many people. Studies also prove that they are also a brilliant aid with any stres...

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  • Ezen Designs - Believe in yourself - Greeting Card - Front

    BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

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    Text on the reverse side: A bird sitting on a branch of a tree, is not afraid of the shaking branch, because the bird’s trust is not on the branch ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Facebook police - Greeting Card - Front

    FACEBOOK POLICE

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    Text on the reverse side: The entire written works of humankind, of every known language, from the dawn of recorded history, would take up around 5...

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  • Ezen Designs - I'm not always a bitch - Greeting Card - Front

    I'M NOT ALWAYS A BITCH

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    Text on the reverse side: Studies show that there are over 70 taboo words commonly in use, but 80 percent of the time, only ten of these words are ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Wine o'clock - Greeting Card - Front

    WINE O'CLOCK

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    Text on the reverse side: The expression is widely accepted to the extent that even the Oxford English Dictionary officially recognised the phrase ...

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  • Ezen Designs - I used to be snow white - Greeting Card - Front

    I USED TO BE SNOW WHITE

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    Text on the reverse side: Snow White when it was released, was the highest grossing film ever made. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent ec...

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  • Ezen Designs - Shopping therapy - Greeting Card - Front

    SHOPPING THERAPY

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    Text on the reverse side: Purchases release a surge of dopamine to the brain, somewhat like comfort food. Studies also show that elderly men who sh...

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  • Ezen Designs - Happy garden - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY GARDEN

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    Text on the reverse side: A study found bacteria in soil can trigger the release of serotonin. Through gardening and making contact with soil, even...

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  • Ezen Designs - Older I get - Greeting Card - Front

    OLDER I GET

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    Text on the reverse side: By virtue of having lived forever, older people naturally know it all. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco c...

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  • Ezen Designs - I'm not lazy  - Greeting Card - Front

    I'M NOT LAZY

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    Text on the reverse side: The panda's diet is primarily herbivorous, consisting almost exclusively of bamboo. However, pandas still have the digest...

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  • Ezen Designs - Drink in both hands - Greeting Card - Front

    DRINK IN BOTH HANDS

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    Text on the reverse side: Studies have proven for years that moderate drinking improves general health. Those who indulge in the odd tipple will ha...

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  • Ezen Designs - Problem solver - Greeting Card - Front

    PROBLEM SOLVER

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    Text on the reverse side: In the case of hangovers, a glass of warm water with the juice of half a lemon, and later a cup of herbal infusion is sai...

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  • Ezen Designs - Wanna workout? - Greeting Card - Front

    WANNA WORKOUT?

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    Text on the reverse side: Besides the pleasure, kissing is also incredibly beneficial for your health. Studies prove that it helps to reduce dermat...

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  • Ezen Designs - Dig bick - Greeting Card - Front

    DIG BICK

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    Text on the reverse side: It is an absolute myth that you can tell a man’s penis size by looking at his hands, his feet, his finger or his nose or ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Purroud gardener - Greeting Card - Front

    PURROUD GARDENER

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    Text on the reverse side: Talk to anyone who has raised a garden. The feeling to see a garden successfully bloom or to harvest food brings an amazi...

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  • Ezen Designs - Books smell better - Greeting Card - Front

    BOOKS SMELL BETTER

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    Text on the reverse side: The smell of a book can be a reminder of things past, with all the linked memories, but also, the smell acts as a trigger...

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  • Ezen Designs - Certified bookaholic - Greeting Card - Front

    CERTIFIED BOOKAHOLIC

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    Text on the reverse side: Ever wondered which nation leads in the battle of book reading? This is in fact Iceland, where people read more books per...

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  • Ezen Designs - Not addicted to reading - Greeting Card - Front

    NOT ADDICTED TO READING

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    Text on the reverse side: A bibliophile is one who loves to read, and collect books, often with an extensive collection of books. Beware not to suc...

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  • Ezen Designs - OCD (Obsessive Cat Disorder) - Greeting Card - Front

    OCD (OBSESSIVE CAT DISORDER)

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    Text on the reverse side: Although most people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder acknowledge their irrational traits, they are left with the belie...

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  • Ezen Designs - Women's problems - Greeting Card - Front

    WOMEN'S PROBLEMS

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    Text on the reverse side: A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument. A6 size (148mm...

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  • Ezen Designs - Best brother ever - Greeting Card - Front

    BEST BROTHER EVER

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    Text on the reverse side: Life is better knowing there's that person you can call on for support. Having a sibling is a bond like no other. A6 si...

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  • Ezen Designs - Alcohol budget - Greeting Card - Front

    ALCOHOL BUDGET

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    Text on the reverse side: Apparently, alcohol can help you live longer. Moderate drinking with friends reduces stress and increases the amount of t...

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  • Ezen Designs - I must go meow - Greeting Card - Front

    I MUST GO MEOW

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    Text on the reverse side: Countless studies show the various physical and psychological benefits of owning a cat. The University of Minnesota prove...

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  • Ezen Designs - Getting more awesome - Greeting Card - Front

    GETTING MORE AWESOME

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    Text on the reverse side: Betting on finding that perfect partner as being the answer to happiness may be rather risky these days where the odds of...

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  • Ezen Designs - House cleaning - Greeting Card - Front

    HOUSE CLEANING

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    Text on the reverse side: Back in 1965, the average married or cohabiting woman did 30 hours per week of housework, compared to a man's 4.9 hours. ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Beer or not to beer - Greeting Card - Front

    BEER OR NOT TO BEER

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    Text on the reverse side: Most editions of Hamlet are slightly different as they all come from different sources. In the 1623 First Folio edition, ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Princess cat - Greeting Card - Front

    PRINCESS CAT

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    Text on the reverse side: Until the reign of Queen Victoria, the practice was that the gems used in the Crown Jewels, were not purchased but hired ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Bone-a-fide knowledge - Greeting Card - Front

    BONE-A-FIDE KNOWLEDGE

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    Text on the reverse side: Originally, gardens were used to grow food and medicinal herbs. Decorative gardens appeared around 1400 BC. The earliest ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Gardening kitten - Greeting Card - Front

    GARDENING KITTEN

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    Text on the reverse side: Within your garden there are more microorganisms in just one teaspoon of soil than the number of people living on our bea...

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  • Ezen Designs - Book lovers in bed - Greeting Card - Front

    BOOK LOVERS IN BED

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    Text on the reverse side: According to the National Sleep Foundation, a bedtime reading ritual helps to prepare the body for sleep, aiding the mind...

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