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  • Ezen Designs - Blame the doggies - Greeting Card - Front

    BLAME THE DOGGIES

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    Text on the reverse side: The first decorated Christmas tree goes as far back as 1510 in Latvia. Funnily, the idea of decorating the tree with elec...

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  • Ezen Designs - Thinking about 2021 - Greeting Card - Front

    THINKING ABOUT 2021

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    Text on the reverse side: Declared as the International Year of Peace and Trust by The United Nations, 2021 has also been named the International Y...

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  • Ezen Designs - Santa's yelpers - Greeting Card - Front

    SANTA'S YELPERS

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    Text on the reverse side: One of the most popular dog breeds often appearing in movies and peering out of celebrities' purses is Chihuahua. Chihuah...

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  • Ezen Designs - Birthdays are good - Greeting Card - Front

    BIRTHDAYS ARE GOOD

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    Text on the reverse side: The 20th century saw the average life expectancy shooting up 30 years, which is the greatest gain in 5,000 years of human...

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  • Ezen Designs - Meowy christmas  - Greeting Card - Front

    MEOWY CHRISTMAS

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    Text on the reverse side: Meow, the representation of cat sound, dates as far back as the 1630s in the forms of miaow, miau, and meaw. Exploring di...

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  • Ezen Designs - A barking birthday - Greeting Card - Front

    A BARKING BIRTHDAY

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    Text on the reverse side: In Britain “barking” is short for “barking mad”. The area of Barking is sometimes cited as the origin, attributed to the ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Between the pages - Greeting Card - Front

    BETWEEN THE PAGES

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    Text on the reverse side: Reading is the top favourite pastime of many people. Studies also prove that they are also a brilliant aid with any stres...

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  • Ezen Designs - Growing up is optional - Greeting Card - Front

    GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL

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    Text on the reverse side: According to a professor at Harvard states that in order to grow old and happy: “You have to keep your sense of humour, g...

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  • Ezen Designs - Sit on my lap - Greeting Card - Front

    SIT ON MY LAP

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    Text on the reverse side: In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the sta...

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  • Ezen Designs - Be naughty - Greeting Card - Front

    BE NAUGHTY

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    Text on the reverse side: The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Touch my elf  - Greeting Card - Front

    TOUCH MY ELF

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    Text on the reverse side: Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book...

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  • Ezen Designs - Facebook police - Greeting Card - Front

    FACEBOOK POLICE

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    Text on the reverse side: The entire written works of humankind, of every known language, from the dawn of recorded history, would take up around 5...

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  • Ezen Designs - Too horny to be in public - Greeting Card - Front

    TOO HORNY TO BE IN PUBLIC

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    Text on the reverse side: “Horny” is related to “horn,” the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. In English, crudely referred to as “ha...

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  • Ezen Designs - Egg-cited about Easter - Greeting Card - Front

    EGG-CITED ABOUT EASTER

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    Text on the reverse side: Although Easter is a religious holiday, Easter eggs originated from pagan traditions. As a symbol of new life, the egg wa...

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  • Ezen Designs - Not addicted to reading - Greeting Card - Front

    NOT ADDICTED TO READING

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    Text on the reverse side: A bibliophile is one who loves to read, and collect books, often with an extensive collection of books. Beware not to suc...

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  • Ezen Designs - OCD (Obsessive Cat Disorder) - Greeting Card - Front

    OCD (OBSESSIVE CAT DISORDER)

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    Text on the reverse side: Although most people with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder acknowledge their irrational traits, they are left with the belie...

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  • Ezen Designs - Here for the cake - Greeting Card - Front

    HERE FOR THE CAKE

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    Text on the reverse side: Some say that the custom of the birthday cake goes as far back as ancient Greece where, birthday candles were lit on cake...

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  • Ezen Designs - Happy garden - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY GARDEN

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    Text on the reverse side: A study found bacteria in soil can trigger the release of serotonin. Through gardening and making contact with soil, even...

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  • Ezen Designs - Purroud gardener - Greeting Card - Front

    PURROUD GARDENER

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    Text on the reverse side: Talk to anyone who has raised a garden. The feeling to see a garden successfully bloom or to harvest food brings an amazi...

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  • Ezen Designs - Novel birthday - Greeting Card - Front

    NOVEL BIRTHDAY

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    Text on the reverse side: The word “novel” as an adjective, dates from the early 1400s, and comes from the old French word “novel/nouvel” meaning “...

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  • Ezen Designs - Older I get - Greeting Card - Front

    OLDER I GET

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    Text on the reverse side: By virtue of having lived forever, older people naturally know it all. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco c...

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  • Ezen Designs - Sexiest person for xmas - Greeting Card - Front

    SEXIEST PERSON FOR XMAS

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    Text on the reverse side: The quote comes from the famous Ellen Lee DeGeneres, one of America's most well-known comedians and talk show hosts. A6...

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  • Ezen Designs - Problem solver - Greeting Card - Front

    PROBLEM SOLVER

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    Text on the reverse side: In the case of hangovers, a glass of warm water with the juice of half a lemon, and later a cup of herbal infusion is sai...

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  • Ezen Designs - Age is merely a number - Greeting Card - Front

    AGE IS MERELY A NUMBER

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    Text on the reverse side: Studies show that those who have a positive outlook about ageing outlive those with negative views by several years, rega...

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  • Ezen Designs - Best brother in the world - Greeting Card - Front

    BEST BROTHER IN THE WORLD

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    Text on the reverse side: According to a research by the BBC, in comparison to those without siblings, people who connect and go through life with ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Certified bookaholic - Greeting Card - Front

    CERTIFIED BOOKAHOLIC

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    Text on the reverse side: Ever wondered which nation leads in the battle of book reading? This is in fact Iceland, where people read more books per...

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  • Ezen Designs - Merry christmas festive dog - Greeting Card - Front

    MERRY CHRISTMAS FESTIVE DOG

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    Text on the reverse side: According to a study, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Lu...

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  • Ezen Designs - I'm not lazy  - Greeting Card - Front

    I'M NOT LAZY

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    Text on the reverse side: The panda's diet is primarily herbivorous, consisting almost exclusively of bamboo. However, pandas still have the digest...

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  • Ezen Designs - All I want for christmas  - Greeting Card - Front

    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

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    Text on the reverse side: For Christmas-haters, there are many great places you could escape during this time of the year. Countries that do not ce...

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  • Ezen Designs - A red christmas  - Greeting Card - Front

    A RED CHRISTMAS

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    Text on the reverse side: One or two glasses of red wine per day can make you live longer. Grape skin naturally contains many antioxidants, which p...

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  • Ezen Designs - Drink in both hands - Greeting Card - Front

    DRINK IN BOTH HANDS

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    Text on the reverse side: Studies have proven for years that moderate drinking improves general health. Those who indulge in the odd tipple will ha...

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  • Ezen Designs - Birth of a legend - Greeting Card - Front

    BIRTH OF A LEGEND

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    Text on the reverse side: There are over seven billion people in the world today. Amongst this vast number of human beings, it is only the exceptio...

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  • Ezen Designs - Can't have the dog - Greeting Card - Front

    CAN'T HAVE THE DOG

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    Text on the reverse side: A dog's memory is around five minutes long in comparison to kitties who can remember for up to sixteen hours. Similarly, ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Under my christmas tree - Greeting Card - Front

    UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE

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    Text on the reverse side: The decorated Christmas tree was a pagan German tradition. Queen Victoria encouraged this “foreign custom” of her German ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Mum, I'm awesome - Greeting Card - Front

    MUM, I'M AWESOME

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    Text on the reverse side: “Something which inspires awe” is the original and oldest meaning of the expression “awesome”, which is also now a common...

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  • Ezen Designs - Nine lives with you - Greeting Card - Front

    NINE LIVES WITH YOU

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    Text on the reverse side: According to a myth in many cultures, cats have nine lives, attributed to the natural suppleness and swiftness which cats...

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