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    Ezen Designs - Ambitchous - Greeting Card - Front

    AMBITCHOUS

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    Text on the reverse side: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, ...

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    Ezen Designs - Merry kissmyass - Greeting Card - Front

    MERRY KISSMYASS

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    Text on the reverse side: The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an e...

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    Ezen Designs - Naughty and nice - Greeting Card - Front

    NAUGHTY AND NICE

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    Text on the reverse side: As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa gi...

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    Ezen Designs - Happy penis - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY PENIS

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    Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent ...

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    Ezen Designs - Big bum - Greeting Card - Front

    BIG BUM

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    Text on the reverse side: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a gre...

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    Ezen Designs - Wet pussy - Greeting Card - Front

    WET PUSSY

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    Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasu...

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    Ezen Designs - Balls and age - Greeting Card - Front

    BALLS AND AGE

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    Text on the reverse side: Testicular atrophy - a medical term actually exists for testicle shrinkage. Age, injury, exhaustion from excessive mastur...

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    Ezen Designs - Top lad - Greeting Card - Front

    TOP LAD

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    Text on the reverse side: A "top lad" is one who excels in all areas of being a lad, whose antics must be effortless, never forced, and come natura...

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    Ezen Designs - Wife's choices - Greeting Card - Front

    WIFE'S CHOICES

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    Text on the reverse side: A marriage ceremony typically ends with a kiss - a tradition that comes from Ancient Rome, where a kiss was a legal bond ...

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    Ezen Designs - Yung no mo  - Greeting Card - Front

    YUNG NO MO

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    Text on the reverse side: A recent Gallup poll of 340,000 people of a wide age group, indicate that “by almost any measure,” people become happier ...

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    Ezen Designs - Never wrong - Greeting Card - Front

    NEVER WRONG

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    Text on the reverse side: There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, where both are based on a strong belief in one's own worth. Betwee...

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    Ezen Designs - Text santa - Greeting Card - Front

    TEXT SANTA

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    Text on the reverse side: The text message was born in the U.K. on December 3rd, 1992. A software programmer sent “Merry Christmas” to his phone's ...

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    Ezen Designs - Nice-ish count? - Greeting Card - Front

    NICE-ISH COUNT?

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    Text on the reverse side: The word “nice,” when it appeared in English in the 13th century, actually meant “stupid” (derived from the Latin “nesciu...

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    Ezen Designs - We sparkle - Greeting Card - Front

    WE SPARKLE

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    Text on the reverse side: The process of perspiration opens up the pores, and many facial aestheticians use steam to achieve the same effect. Studi...

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    Ezen Designs - The bee's knees - Greeting Card - Front

    THE BEE'S KNEES

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    Text on the reverse side: In the 1920s jaunty sounding rhymes and nonsense terms denoting excellence came into fashion. Although the Americans came...

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