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Funny Animal (Naughty) Greeting cards

  • Ezen Designs - Older I get - Greeting Card - Front

    OLDER I GET

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    Text on the reverse side: By virtue of having lived forever, older people naturally know it all. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pearlescent eco c...

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  • Ezen Designs - Gay joke butt fuck - Greeting Card - Front

    GAY JOKE BUTT FUCK

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    Text on the reverse side: Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but ...

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  • Ezen Designs - I am THE bitch - Greeting Card - Front

    I AM THE BITCH

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    Text on the reverse side: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Love is like a fart - Greeting Card - Front

    LOVE IS LIKE A FART

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    Text on the reverse side: It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for si...

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  • AMBITCHOUS

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    Text on the reverse side: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Hopeless romantic - Greeting Card - Front

    HOPELESS ROMANTIC

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    Text on the reverse side: Question: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? Answer: Chewing gum. A6 size (148mm x 105mm) Luxury pe...

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  • Ezen Designs - Friends and condoms - Greeting Card - Front

    FRIENDS AND CONDOMS

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    Text on the reverse side: Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of th...

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  • Ezen Designs - Bitch when I breathe - Greeting Card - Front

    BITCH WHEN I BREATHE

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    Text on the reverse side: Being a bitch, is the concentration of our most primary instincts that prevent us from living in a community. It is a gir...

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  • Ezen Designs - Happy penis - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY PENIS

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    Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent ...

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  • Ezen Designs - I sucked - Greeting Card - Front

    I SUCKED

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    Text on the reverse side: A research has shown that in Britain one in 16.6 men is gay, constituting 6% of the whole population. A6 size (148mm x ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Universe and morons - Greeting Card - Front

    UNIVERSE AND MORONS

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    Text on the reverse side: The term “moron” was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard and was used in psychology to denote mild intellectu...

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  • FOOL IN TIN FOIL

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    Text on the reverse side: The figurative expression ‘knight in shining armour' refers back to the notion of gallant knights saving fair maidens in ...

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  • Ezen Designs - Parking and 8 inches - Greeting Card - Front

    PARKING AND 8 INCHES

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    Text on the reverse side: Perhaps men may have a greater spatial awareness than women, which helps with driving. However, the majority of all drunk...

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  • Ezen Designs - Bitch, I'm fabulous - Greeting Card - Front

    BITCH, I'M FABULOUS

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    Text on the reverse side: The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The fu...

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  • Ezen Designs - Wet pussy - Greeting Card - Front

    WET PUSSY

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    Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasu...

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  • Ezen Designs - Fertilised by bullshit - Greeting Card - Front

    FERTILISED BY BULLSHIT

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    Text on the reverse side: The first translation of the Latin proverb “Fertilior seges est alieno semper in arvo” into English was published in 1545...

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