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Funny Animal (Naughty) Art Prints

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    PARDON MY FRENCH

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    The expression, used to excuse oneself when using offensive language, was traditionally used when the upper classes in English high society would a...

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    AMBITCHOUS

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    Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, assertiveness, hard work, ...

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    INTELLECTUAL BADARSE

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    In the West, the owl is a symbol of intelligence and wisdom as it was sacred to the goddess of learning, Athena. It is even depicted on some Greco-...

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    LESBIANS EAT WHAT?!

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    Words referring to cats being used as vulgar slang for female genitals also exist in some other European languages too. Examples include German "mu...

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    I'M NOT GAY

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    With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a procedure that was develo...

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    HOPELESS ROMANTIC

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    Question: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? Answer: Chewing gum.

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    FRIENDS AND CONDOMS

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    Did you know that a fully stretched condom can hold almost 4 litres of fluid? Also statistics reveal that 5 billion of these miraculous, durable it...

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    SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST

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    Santa has almost two days to deliver presents as he visits over 90 million homes travelling through three different time zones on Christmas Eve. To...

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    SIT ON MY LAP

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    In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the state dragged their parents t...

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    UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE

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    The decorated Christmas tree was a pagan German tradition. Queen Victoria encouraged this “foreign custom” of her German husband, Albert. In 1846, ...

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    MERRY KISSMYASS

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    The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an episode of arse kissing is ...

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    NAUGHTY AND NICE

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    As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa give us a present? If not we...

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    BE NAUGHTY

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    The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still used today.) In the early ...

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    TOO HORNY TO BE IN PUBLIC

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    “Horny” is related to “horn,” the phallic possibilities of which are self-evident. In English, crudely referred to as “having the horn” in the late...

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    TOUCH MY ELF

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    Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book, ‘The Elf on the Shelf', ...

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    HAPPY PENIS

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    Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent to the amount of joy gener...

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    GAY JOKE BUTT FUCK

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    Did you know that the ancient Greeks had no term to indicate the difference between “heterosexual” and “homosexual”, but instead just the distincti...

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    YOU'RE JUST ALWAYS SEXY

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    According to therapist Dr. Laura Berman in her study of physical attraction to sex, “You really learn a lot from a kiss.” All your senses are engag...

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    BIG BUM

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    According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a great asset.

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    BITCH, I'M FABULOUS

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    The modern slang shortening fabulous to “fab” was first recorded in 1957, popularised in reference to The Beatles. The full original word “fabulous...

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    WET PUSSY

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    Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure, whilst the penis shame...

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    I AM THE BITCH

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    The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat is documented as far back ...

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    LOVE IS LIKE A FART

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    It is said that on average we produce around half a litre of fart every day. If a person were to fart continuously for six years and nine months, i...

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