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Funny Animal (Naughty) Greeting Cards

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    Ezen Designs - Sit on my lap - Greeting Card - Front

    SIT ON MY LAP

    £3.50

    Text on the reverse side: In 1890, Massachusetts businessman James Edgar first featured Santa in a department store. Children from all over the sta...

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    Ezen Designs - Be naughty - Greeting Card - Front

    BE NAUGHTY

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    Text on the reverse side: The origins of the word "naughty" comes from the Old English "nawiht", meaning "nothing". (Hence the word "naught" still ...

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    Ezen Designs - Touch my elf  - Greeting Card - Front

    TOUCH MY ELF

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    Text on the reverse side: Elves are small magical creatures, which live in the North Pole and help Santa throughout the year. The 2005 picture book...

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    Ezen Designs - I'm not gay - Greeting Card - Front

    I'M NOT GAY

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    Text on the reverse side: With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a...

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    Ezen Designs - I am THE bitch - Greeting Card - Front

    I AM THE BITCH

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    Text on the reverse side: The use of the word “bitch” as a vulgar expression suggesting high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a dog in heat ...

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    Ezen Designs - Merry kissmyass - Greeting Card - Front

    MERRY KISSMYASS

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    Text on the reverse side: The earliest reference to “kiss my arse” with the similar spirit of “go to hell” dates as far back as 1705. However, an e...

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    Ezen Designs - Ambitchous - Greeting Card - Front

    AMBITCHOUS

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    Text on the reverse side: Following are top traits of successful and creative women: Self-belief, confidence, ambition, passion, sense of purpose, ...

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    Ezen Designs - Naughty and nice - Greeting Card - Front

    NAUGHTY AND NICE

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    Text on the reverse side: As children we are told how Santa has a list dividing us all up into two categories of “naughty” or “nice”. Will Santa gi...

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    Ezen Designs - Happy penis - Greeting Card - Front

    HAPPY PENIS

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    Text on the reverse side: Research has shown that sexual activity boosts levels of happiness. Frequent sexual intercourse is apparently equivalent ...

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    Ezen Designs - Big bum - Greeting Card - Front

    BIG BUM

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    Text on the reverse side: According to scientists from Oxford University, women with larger than average butts are more intelligent. Clearly, a gre...

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    Ezen Designs - Wet pussy - Greeting Card - Front

    WET PUSSY

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    Text on the reverse side: Just some trivial knowledge: An impressive 8000 nerve endings are in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasu...

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