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    ALCOHOL AND MILK

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    Useful fact about booze. We're told to drink milk before a heavy night of alcohol. Whilst it is a good idea to have food in the stomach prior to dr...

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    CERTIFIED BOOKAHOLIC

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    Ever wondered which nation leads in the battle of book reading? This is in fact Iceland, where people read more books per capita than in any other ...

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    BOOKS KEEP YOU INFORMED

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    According to a recent research, over a quarter of American adults did not read a single book, of any format, over a 12 months period. Worryingly, t...

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    NOT ADDICTED TO READING

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    A bibliophile is one who loves to read, and collect books, often with an extensive collection of books. Beware not to succumb to bibliomania - a di...

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    BRITISH ACCENT DOG

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    In the 18th century, American and British accents had not yet diverged. Unknown to many, the American accent has changed only subtly, and it is the...

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    GOD'S GIFT TO HUMANITY

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    The expression "god's gift to humanity" is used for someone that is considered to be extremely attractive and irresistible, but also considered to ...

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    FACEBOOK POLICE

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    The entire written works of humankind, of every known language, from the dawn of recorded history, would take up around 50 petabytes of data. Faceb...

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    LONDON CALLING

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    London Calling is a famous song by the British band The Clash which alluded to the BBC World Service's station identification used during the Secon...

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    BETWEEN THE PAGES

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    Reading is the top favourite pastime of many people. Studies also prove that they are also a brilliant aid with any stress or turmoil. For enjoymen...

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    BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS

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    As they said in Sex in the City: “Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time dec...

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    OLDER I GET

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    By virtue of having lived forever, older people naturally know it all.

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    BITCH WHEN I BREATHE

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    Being a bitch, is the concentration of our most primary instincts that prevent us from living in a community. It is a girl animated purely by absol...

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    NEVER WRONG

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    There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance, where both are based on a strong belief in one's own worth. Between the two, confident peopl...

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    CLASSY AND FABULOUS DOG

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    A quote from Gabrielle Chanel. She was the only fashion designer to appear on Time magazine's list of “100 most in influential people of the 20th c...

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    LEAP OF FAITH

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    Great, and otherwise unforeseen opportunities often come from risk-taking. We also learn from risks that give us vital lessons, which may even lead...

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    SECOND HARDEST THING

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    The average man has 11 erections during the day and 9 at night. To add further to this trivia, the average man will ejaculate 7200 times in his lif...

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    I'M NOT LAZY

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    The panda's diet is primarily herbivorous, consisting almost exclusively of bamboo. However, pandas still have the digestive system of a carnivore,...

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    ALCOHOL BUDGET

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    Apparently, alcohol can help you live longer. Moderate drinking with friends reduces stress and increases the amount of time you spend in the compa...

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    AIM HIGH

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    Many people say that goldfish have a memory of just a few seconds, but this is just a myth. Goldfish have a memory span of at least three months.

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    CAT TO BE KITTEN ME

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    Did you know that the more you talk to your cat, the more it will speak to you? Cats can actually make over 100 vocal sounds (while dogs can only m...

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    POOR AND TOO MUCH MONTH

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    Nearly half of the world's population, which is more than 3 billion people, live on less than £1.50 a day, of which more than 1.3 billion live in e...

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    HERE I AM

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    The biggest charmers can have many hidden talents. Casanova (1725-1798), remembered as a frivolous sexual adventurer, was an astrologer, a spy, and...

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    I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

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    ‘I Believe I Can Fly' is a song from 1996, written, produced and performed by R&B singer R. Kelly. It impressively won three Grammy Awards, and...

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    I MUST GO MEOW

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    Countless studies show the various physical and psychological benefits of owning a cat. The University of Minnesota proved that cat owners have a m...

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    DRINK IN BOTH HANDS

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    Studies have proven for years that moderate drinking improves general health. Those who indulge in the odd tipple will have a greater cardiovascula...

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    TASTING THE STARS

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    A little advice on champagne drinking: Since the bubbles in champagne can cause the alcohol to enter the bloodstream faster, this can result in a h...

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    GETTING MORE AWESOME

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    Betting on finding that perfect partner as being the answer to happiness may be rather risky these days where the odds of lasting relationships see...

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    NOT DRUNK, JUST AWESOME

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    As famously quoted by the legendary English actor Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977): “A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.”

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    UNIVERSE AND MORONS

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    The term “moron” was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard and was used in psychology to denote mild intellectual disability, or a person...

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    FOOL IN TIN FOIL

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    The figurative expression ‘knight in shining armour' refers back to the notion of gallant knights saving fair maidens in distress. In print, the ex...

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    HOUSE CLEANING

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    Back in 1965, the average married or cohabiting woman did 30 hours per week of housework, compared to a man's 4.9 hours. Machines have reduced the ...

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    BOOK READING

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    The average person reads less than one book per year. After finishing college, most people only read five books over the course of their lifetimes.

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    PARKING AND 8 INCHES

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    Perhaps men may have a greater spatial awareness than women, which helps with driving. However, the majority of all drunk or drug charges, speeding...

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