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I'M NOT GAY

£3.00
SKU GCA6-ANL140

Text on the reverse side:

With modern technology, it is possible to have your anus rejuvenated like a virgin by laser cosmetic surgery. Initially a procedure that was developed to help people with incontinence, it has proven to close up, and tighten - an effective butthole rejuvenation.


  • A6 size (148mm x 105mm)
  • Luxury pearlescent eco certified paper
  • Produced in our London studio
  • Trivia fact on the reverse
  • Biodegradable packaging

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